WFC: WFC FINAL (glue huffers) GUNZABLAZIN vs DISTURBED MONSTER

[WINO]

This is the final event for the WFC title. This match will last approx 7 days, and will employ default championship stips:

No run-ins
Minimum of 3 posts each, regardless of length
No PI
No limit on AV (although text carries a heavier scoring weight)

Any other stips must be agreed on by both contestants before match begins.


Let's do this...

This match to begin upon 'touched gloves' and agreement of stips.

[gunzablazin]

No stips necessary other than no run ins...No holds barred, I couldn't even care less about PI, though DM I believe is a bit classier than that...

Good luck DM, lets give them something worth reading..

*holds out glove*

[Disturbed Monster]

The No PI rule would hobble flameless fuckwits like the cum mission, but not me.

lets bring the flame and don't look back.

[gunzablazin]

How about a Monday start...Holiday weekend and all...

[Disturbed Monster]

that's fine. monday it is.

[gunzablazin]

Well what can I say...Yet another match with Disturbed Monster...As if knocking the rotten teeth from his skull the first time and then feeding them to him the second time weren't enough, Danny has decided to give it another go...

This time could be different...This time he had a field of solid competitors to get by before making it to the main event...Well, not really, but I figured I'd start with a little ego boost for him, since no mirror in his house nor heifer at last call at the local bar will do it for him...

There's been a bit of a shift in the DM game lately...It seems he's interested less in political rhetoric, which is good since he's a moron, and more into telling stories and playing video games...That's all cool, I guess...Treating him like he's 12 was always pretty easy, this new and improved Danny will only make it easier...

Fasten your took, Danny...We're in for quite a ride, eh?...

[Disturbed Monster]

That's the thing, fuckzachicken, What you just saw, as I ripped Feralbast's leathery not-so-fun bags, and nunchucked her to oblivion, then rammed em to the Doofisaurus of stupid's throat, until he started hemorrhaging AIDS...was the Monster of old coming back to life. Why that monster is back, you limp-dicked, ball of grease? Because it's about time that the WFC come back to the real fucking flamers, and stop letting the Ferals and Doofys skate to the WFC dance. It's about time that I start tearing paunchy welfare slobs like you a fucking new one and stop the decay of flametown, where the sport of flaming has turned into "who can suck less" contest.

Don't worry, old flubzy, I am going to textually drive my boot so far into your neckbearded triple chins, that even your wife and kids will be able to taste the "fuck you". Not that you're in any danger of kissing her any time soon, as you're now too busy worrying about how many popsicles Serafina the she-giant stick in her horse twat, and how many niggers she's plowing, to give a shit about her. Fuck, if Big Ugly Women are your thing, then just fuck the freak and get it the fuck over with. Hell, you could even slap a fake mustache on it, and introduce it to your family as their long lost uncle stephen. Honestly, do you honestly think I don't know what the fuck is going on? you want to fuck the shesquatch, and you're getting mad that some darkie has a better chance than you do.

[gunzablazin]

Originally Posted by Disturbed Monster

That's the thing, fuckzachicken, What you just saw, as I ripped Feralbast's leathery not-so-fun bags, and nunchucked her to oblivion, then rammed em to the Doofisaurus of stupid's throat, until he started hemorrhaging AIDS...was the Monster of old coming back to life.

The Monster was playing with lab rats...Lab rats have one use...test shit on them and toss them aside...I'm not impressed...

Originally Posted by Disturbed Monster

Why that monster is back, you limp-dicked, ball of grease? Because it's about time that the WFC come back to the real fucking flamers, and stop letting the Ferals and Doofys skate to the WFC dance. It's about time that I start tearing paunchy welfare slobs like you a fucking new one and stop the decay of flametown, where the sport of flaming has turned into "who can suck less" contest.

Well, DM, you certainly proved that you can suck less...Som when will you declare that our other match was just a throw away for you?...I'm waiting for a Pooferesque reason you lost unanimously, something like..."I was bored and couldn't be bothered to put in the effort...

I think we've seen the best DM has to offer...I'm sure you have lots of video games, but the shock affect of your amazing ability to move the joystick left and right to spell out someone's name is gone, so I'm not sure that will be very effective...

Originally Posted by Disturbed Monster

Don't worry, old flubzy, I am going to textually drive my boot so far into your neckbearded triple chins, that even your wife and kids will be able to taste the "fuck you". Not that you're in any danger of kissing her any time soon, as you're now too busy worrying about how many popsicles Serafina the she-giant stick in her horse twat, and how many niggers she's plowing, to give a shit about her.

Oh, so you've been following that, have you?...Glad to see you're a fan...Yeah, I'll probably be tossing a few posts her way here and there because just like you she doesn't understand that idiots can't beat me...You've tried, you've failed, tried again, failed again...Its almost sad to say, but I would almost have to give it to the Sasquatch over you on who makes the more attractive man...But we could go back and forth all week calling each other fat, couldn't we?

Originally Posted by Disturbed Monster

Fuck, if Big Ugly Women are your thing, then just fuck the freak and get it the fuck over with. Hell, you could even slap a fake mustache on it, and introduce it to your family as their long lost uncle stephen. Honestly, do you honestly think I don't know what the fuck is going on? you want to fuck the shesquatch, and you're getting mad that some darkie has a better chance than you do.

Nah the niggers can have him...I have my sights set on you now, buttercup...

Honestly I'm not sure what theme to use this time...I mean, you're a fat lonely disgusting slob of a Canadian with extremist right wing American views, but the bunny pretty much kicked the shit out of that already...You live in the middle of nowhere and are awfully proud of your Ford Ranger, but fuck...Should I really spend any time trying to convince a backwoods suspender wearing sheep fucker that he shouldn't love his 5 speed?...Probably not...Who knows how much ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel you have stored and ready to drive into Minnesota...You could damage crops, make a big hole in a road and God forbid you hurt yourself...Who would take over the Poofer fan club and the Ford Ranger Forum?...

Fuck I made fun of the 5 speed...

Maybe I'll think about it tomorrow...Maybe I'll just keep making your 'textual boot licking' or whatever you called it look stupid...

Nighty night, Danny...Pleasant dreams sweetheart...l

[gunzablazin]

Well it seems the task of making the WFC interesting enough to read will once again fall squarely on my shoulders...I got a call from DM's girlfriend and there was an unfortunate incident involving a bag of chocolate covered raisins and a badger, so he won't be posting any time soon...

Seriously, I' was wondering if its not some kind of troll because the idea that any woman would come into range of the smell Danny exudes seemed extremely unlikely, but once she clarified that she was on the way to the hospital to see him for the first time ever for their 4th anniversary of when they met on ugly.com it all became clear...

I hope you're feeling better soon, Danny...And I hope to God she doesn't look anything like her pictures...

[gunzablazin]

When Danny orders cable, the cable company asks for money



When the cable company asks for money, Danny gets mad, because Danny spent his last 20 bucks on a new gas cap for his 5 speed



When Danny gets Mad, Danny goes for a walk



When Danny goes for a walk, a child disappears



When a child disappears the RCMP surround Danny's house



When the RCMP surrounds Danny's house, Danny goes on a shooting rampage



When Danny goes on a shooting rampage the RCMP tears him apart in a flurry of bullets



When the RCMP tears Danny apart with a flurry of bullets, the RCMP leaves his corpse for the rats



When the rats eat Danny's rotting corpse the rats get huge and take over Toronto



Don't let Giant rats take over Toronto...Pitch in and get Danny Directv today...

[Disturbed Monster]

[gunzablazin]

yeah, well...Thanks for showing up, I guess...

I'm pretty sure all you're accomplishing with your half assed textual garbage and less than half assed chop is an inevitable WFC rule that if you've lost a couple of times in a row you shouldn't be allowed to enter for a while...Yes, the DM of old is back...the DM who can't compete...The DM who sits and roars hideous laughter as he posts crap like that...A sort of Jabba the Hutesque belly roll of a laugh...

Its like a HO HO HO but its not Quite Santa Claus...

So this is pretty fucking sad...I have this thing where I only give what I need to give to win these matches...So far I gave more last year to the Salvation Army when I dropped 32 cents in one of their red buckets outside JC Penny while the guy doing community service rang that stupid bell...

As a matter of fact, he looked a little familiar...Arte you sure you weren't living in O...Nah...Couldn't be...They have pretty stringent guidelines for letting people across the Canadian Border these days...

Well I suppose I'll throw together something else to counter whatever sorry ass gif you're working diligently on...Probably a picture of me with a brown line that appears from my ass that looks like a child drew it with crayon or something...


Its a shame you dropped your video game bomb on Poofer...

[gunzablazin]

Well, the last day is here...Again...DM's last chance to post something that might pull him from the stench of his own filth...Again...

Its a shame I won't be able to change my sig this time...I guess I could add another Danny face...Its OK, really...I've gotten pretty used to it, since its been there now for what, six months?...

Well, Danny, it looks like the best you have to offer is a picture of my head protruding from the most overused ugly bitch picture ever...I guess I should at least post something slightly less lame, so as a last hoorah big ol fuck you to your dismal fucking performance I give you these...Enjoy...






Your lack of effort made this garbage possible...

Do everyone a favor and never enter the WFC again...