
On the Left, marked with numbers are Pig's Father and his ancestors...
1 - Pig's father, a 1700 pound feral hog, shot and killed by a 14 year old boy.
2 - This Little Piggy...Pig's Paternal Grandfather stayed home.
3 - A Big Fat Pig...There's no better way to describe Pig's Paternal Grandmother.
4 and 5 - A team of turn of the century Japanese Midget Wrestlers impregnated this prize winner.
6 and 7 - This Pig who overbuilt his house using double brick interior walls got a little farm pig just before she was gutted for Sunday dinner....Hard to believe, but these two are descended from common pigs...
8 and (star) - The woman with the Star is a common gutter whore...In this pairing she was knocked up by an Australian Convicted Rapist and Murderer.
9 and (star) - Here's the gutter whore again, this time having the love child of the blue ribbon winner at the Willagee town fair.
On the right, noted with letters, are Pig's Mother's ancestors.
A - Pig's mother...True trash in every way...
B - It's unsure just which one of these fine gentleman actually dropped the money shot into...
C - Pig's maternal Grandmother...Here we see where Pig got here teeth...
D and E - A Bloody dwarf and a homeless woman...It's rumored that the dwarf traded a pack of smokes and some gummi bears for a blowjob...The homeless woman spit his jizz into a turkey baster and impregnated herself because she wanted a baby to sell on the black market...
F and G - Shotzi and Rex, two of the ugliest canines of all time in a perfect union produced Pig's maternal Grandmother...They, of course, are both descended from common dogs...
H and (star) - Here's the common gutter whore again, this time mating with the star of the Australian Aboriginal High Jump team...
I and (Star) - On a freak tour of Australia the common gutter whore got herself a taste of John Merrick...
So what we can conclude from this is that Pig is....One fucked up cesspool of degenerate DNA...