Eulogy for Obi's dead wife

[Sublime]

So you mean it is not 6.55am right now where you are?

[Sublime]

Right, Davey, I got to go and do a bit of Terrorist hunting over here.

Until I'm back, do feel free to talk to me while I'm not around, just as usual, and throw the occasional "Bob the boob (I still feel funny saying that as a guy) has run away again Bwablabla" into it here and there.

Don't miss me too much my little Petit Four.

[AlphaNova]

That means Booby the Bellboy has to put some new mints on pillows.

[Sublime]

See how he is avoiding the early hour confirmation?!

So Davey, what you gonna do with such a long day ahead of you? Talk the same crap over and over again for hours?

Is it actually your parents who took you under because of your obvious mental condition? Do they know you're up this early?

[WINO]

If his folks didn't leave the cereal out alpo would starve...

They do their best to severely self-limit the time they spend around him. It seems that Alpo refuses to wear anything but blue jean pajama bottoms. Which in 'Little-Beirut'...allows him to remain unnoticed.

I also hear he is naturally sweaty...

[AlphaNova]

Maybe we can have a eulogy for your missing leg, Whino?

[Sublime]

But of course Davey is sweaty. He's a high positioned net executive with a firmly planned e-career, following a 5 year web plan every morning from 6am.

If your schedule would be that hectic, you'd be sweaty too!

[AlphaNova]

How hectic is your schedule of cleaning rooms?

[Sublime]

See, wherever I click, you say the same crap over and over.

No brain, no imagination, no creativity, fuck all to say, total avoidance, total dodging, total diving and totally pathetic. Sort of like your love life eh?!

Hey, when you think your parents gonna kick the bucket? Are they gonna leave your room to you in their will?

[AlphaNova]

Little hotel janitor say what?

Done cleaning up for the day?

[feral]

Subbie's working undercover as a hotel janitor?

Oi Subbie can you get me some Sheridan sheets wholesale...thanks in advance.

[Sublime]

No worries darlin', I'll be coming over and wrapping up that bed personally!

You want me to bring some of those mints we chuck on the pillows too?

[AlphaNova]

Originally Posted by feral

Subbie's working undercover as a hotel janitor?

Oi Subbie can you get me some Sheridan sheets wholesale...thanks in advance.

Subby is a hotel janitor.

[Sublime]

Well, that would be still better than being a genuine retard that's living under his parents roof with no income whatsoever.

Hey Davey, any idea why you haven't changed a bit in about 8 years online?

[AlphaNova]

Too bad you have no idea who I am, Janitor