Napalm Radio (Last Updated 11/11/09)

[emmy]

Originally Posted by sum cun`T You've never had anything to do with Dr Wino, Dr Hack or myself??? You lie.

I was never part of DS.

[sum cun`T]

And I don't remember anyone claiming otherwise. I also don't remember anyone inviting you to spam up Doomsday's Napalm Radio submissions thread to that effect either.

[Chickiedoodle]

"Without Me" (main target: Chickie) (secondary targets: Havok, Dominator, Pea, various Yahooligans, Dr Hack, Dr Wino, Emmy)

• Eminem: original performance (taken from the 2002 album "The Eminem Show")
• sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering

This was a result of me kicking the old lady dribble out of cunty's panties. He gets a wee bit cranky when his vagina is exposed.

[emmy]

Originally Posted by sum cun`T And I don't remember anyone claiming otherwise. I also don't remember anyone inviting you to spam up Doomsday's Napalm Radio submissions thread to that effect either.

Spamming it up? Then why don't you remove my posts bitch??

1. My posts are on point

2. You can't.

I'm just pointing out your obvious stupidity of lumping me in with a group of people that I have NOTHING to do with.

[sum cun`T]

Originally Posted by emmy Spamming it up? Then why don't you remove my posts bitch?? 1. My posts are on point

They aren't. This has already been dealt with in my previous posts. and this has already been more than adequately dealt with in my previous posts.

I'm just pointing out your obvious stupidity of lumping me in with a group of people that I have NOTHING to do with.

You lie again. You've had plenty to do with myself, Dr Hack and Dr Wino, the latter of whom you were most recently wishing would die as a result of complications arising from his amputated foot.

And you're spamming up a Hall Of Flame submissions thread to do it in, rather than bring the matter up in Flamers Hall... I mean if you were really serious about dealing with the matter that is. Frankly, anyone who cares to need only listen to the song in question to find out not only how you fit into it (no mean feat considering how fat you are), but also just how ignorant and incompetent you are for failing to miss it yourself (as if your insistance on spamming up this particular thread left any room for doubt).

[Cassandra' curse]

Originally Posted by sum cun`T FYI Doomsday, the bracketed names are writers credits, not performers credits. Pretty much everything recorded from Dead Distorted Views onwards Evil Blood and myself has credited as cun`TBlood & the d`Aspinettes (the d`Aspinette being Cassandra Curse). I'm pretty sure since Ruthless1's death you can credit it as such without concerns over PI infringements (legally at least). Truth is though, like a lot of later Beatles recordings, a cun`TBlood & the d`Aspinettes credited recording doesn't neccessarily have input from all three so I'll list the performance details and leave you to figure out how you want them listed. "Dead Flowers" (target: H.C.Trouble) Rolling Stones: original performance (taken from the 1971 album "Sticky Fingers") sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering Evil Blood: encouragement nb: a tiny amount of the original vocals still exist in the backing track) "Only" (main target: ATVile) (secondary targets: BunnyBunBun, Bonesaw, ATVile's RL band "abObj", his ex-wife and the musician she left him for) Nine Inch Nails: original performance (taken from the 2005 album "With Teeth") sum cun`T: lead & backing vocals*, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering Evil Blood: ATVile babblevox (which he also "wrote") nb: some of Trent Reznor's vocal exists at 1'45" to 2'09" and at 2'57") "Paedo Love / Wait 'Til Your Mum Goes" (main target: Rotwang) (secondary target: Rotwang's RL gay son Brendan) Soft Cell: original performance (taken from the 1981 12" EP "Tainted Love / Where Did Our Love Go?") Evil Blood: lead vocal, backing vocals on "Wait 'Til Your Mum Goes", main lyric rewrite sum cun`T: kazoos, backing vocals and additional lyric rewrite on Paedo Love, additional production & engineering "Piggy Fatty Boombah" (main target: Emmy) (secondary targets: Rant Rave, Flame Champs) Steve Miller Band: original performance (taken from the 1977 album "Book Of Dreams") sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production, engineering & remix "Snort A Long Line" (main target: Feral) (secondary targets: Rotwang, V-Agent, Dopeman) The Angels (aka "Angel City"): original performance (taken from the 1978 album "Face To Face") sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering nb: a small amount of the original vocals exist in the choruses "Without Me" (main target: Chickie) (secondary targets: Havok, Dominator, Pea, various Yahooligans, Dr Hack, Dr Wino, Emmy) Eminem: original performance (taken from the 2002 album "The Eminem Show") sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering "Woe Is I" (main target: Danger) (secondary targets: Flame 4 Cash, ATVile, Doomsday, various Brawl Hall regs) sum cun`T: all vocals, main lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering Evil Blood: additional lyric rewrite nb: karaoke backing by unknown artist "You Fuck Me Right Up (Like A Penis)" (target: Yacs) Dead Or Alive: original performance (taken from the 1985 album "Youthquake") sum cun`T: all vocals, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering) "You Fuckstick" (target: Nazi Admin aka Mini Me) Rammstein: original performance (taken from the 1997 album "Sehnsucht") sum cun`T: lead vocal, backing vocals, main lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering Evil Blood: additional lyric rewrite nb: some backing vocals retained from original performance sc`T - Setting the record straight.

Thanks Cunty - you know I remember the days when records were round wiv a little hole in the middle.

[sum cun`T]

No problem. Working on your request list even as we type.

[sum cun`T]

"DEAD DISTORTED VIEWS" [MP3 LINK]
(Cochrane/cun`T/Blood)


I'm a-gonna raise a fuss, I'm a-gonna raise a holler
I'm getting lousy phonesex for a quarter of a dollar
But every time I call a hooker and try to stroke my cock
My wife grabs a strapon and she shoves one up my block
Sometimes I wonder why my ass is black and blue
Cause there aint no lube for a sore Distorted Views

Well my ass began to bleed and I knew I had some issues
Cause every time I take a dump I need a whole box of tissues
Yeah, I went to the doctor and he said "SHIT!
There's a canker up your ass the size of Dolly Parton's tit!"
Chemo and colonics finally stopped my asshole's ooze
But the tampons are a bitch for a sick Distorted Views

Now I'm six feet under and I'm finally on vacation
From a terminal case of chronic masturbation
Oh, the dust has barely settled and I feel kind of sick
I finally got lucky and there's maggots on me prick
Sometimes I wonder what I'm-a-gonna do
Cause there aint no cure for a dead Distorted Views

Ohh, my ass! My ass!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh, Mummy!
Mummy! Mummy! Ahhhh!

Come to Bubba, Ernie
Yo gonna be mah liddle puppydawg now
Anal angels, hurr hurr hurr


target: Distorted Views (posthumous)

• Eddie Cochrane: original performance (taken from the 1958 single "Summertime Blues")
• sum cun`T: vocal, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering
• Evil Blood: vocal, lyric re-write

[sum cun`T]

"SHE BLINDED US WITH SCISSORS" [MP3 LINK]
(Dolby / Kerr / Blood)


No, but I'm a ball of mad emotion
Ivan takes control of me
I'm wetter than the ocean
And lurking in your lavatory

Mumsie pulled my teeth with pliers
Ruined psychologically

As I run away from her
(Pulled my teeth with pliers)
IVAN!
I can smell her heroin
(Stuffed my dick with wires)
IVAN!!!

Mmmm, oh but I get these little blackouts
And I can't remember where I've been
I had a schizoid notion
And Ivan takes control of me

Mumsie blinded me with pliers
(No silly, she blinded us with scissors!)
And touches my anatomy

Lets her Johns all bugger me
PENIS!
Deep in my insanity
(Blinded me with scissors)
IVAN!

Oh, but I've got those runny motions
Meals on wheels is killing me
My bowels are in commotion
Psychoses are annoying me

She blinded me with scissors
(She blinded us with scissors)
I put glitter on my bottie

(Don't die Mumsie, you're beautiful!)

I... I don't believe it!
I've been flamed again!
Mumsie's gone and I can't cling to anything
All my mad desires and little gloats
And schizophrenic notions but... QUIT

It's poetry in motion
They wreck me on the internet
They mess with with my emotions
(But they haven't hurt Mumsie yet)
Ohhh, she stuffed my dick with wires
(She stuffs my dick... with wires!)
She blinded me with...


(target: Bonesaw)

• Thomas Dolby: original performance (taken from the 1982 12" EP "She Blinded Me With Science")
• Evil Blood: Ivansaw & Gollumsaw vocals, lyric rewrite
• sum cun`T: lead vocal, anal buggery sequence, wooden ruler, additional production & engineering
• Cassandra Curse: vocals

nb: some vocals from the original recording remain in the mix

[sum cun`T]

"SIXTY GOING ON SEVENTY" [MP3 LINK]
(Rodgers / Hammerstein / Blood)


You scream little child in a soundproof room
For me to keep my pants on
Your arse little child is a bed of pain
That I intend to pound on
To pound on...

heh, lovely

I am sixty, going on seventy
Small children are my prey
Sexy young girls and boys with soft curls
I drug them and have my way

I am sixty, going on seventy
I know just what to do
Bugger romance, I'll rip off your pants
Your nightmares have just come true

Totally unprepared are you
To face the likes of me
Scared of the evil things I'll do
And screaming for your mummy

I'm a paedo, depraved and peverted
I'll tell you what to do
I am Rotwang, you're a little child
I'll wreck your life for you

Hullo little boy.
You want to come in the back of my van for five dollars?
No?
Well how about you come in my mouth for ten?
No, don't run away... aww, fuck!

You are six years, going on seven years
Come and sit on my knee
Wriggle your rump, give my trousers a lump
Young kids get me so horny

You are six years, going on seven years
You are a paedo's dream
Bring your baby sister, I want to fist her
I love it when children scream

Totally unprepared are you
To face a foul old man
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate you
I do it because I can

You can't report me, noone would believe you
Policemen are all my friends
I am Rotwang, you're an innocent
This is where childhood ends


(target: Rotwang)

• Evil Blood: vocal, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering
• sum cun`T: remastering engineer

nb: I'm not entirely sure of the precise source for the backing track here, though the original song itself is from the 1959 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical "The Sound of Music".

[sum cun`T]

"Gary Is A Cockfag" [MP3 LINK] (target: LoCo, though was later used against Skunch)

• sum cun`T: additional production & engineering

nb: cocksucking SFX taken from the 1981 album "Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Some More", all other samples taken from the 2004 movie "Team America: World Police"

[sum cun`T]

ROCKY : And now...

BULLWINKLE : Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a nigger out of my ass!

ROCKY : Again???

BULLWINKLE : ...nothin' up my sleeve... PRESTO!

DOOMSDAY : Crikey fella! It's a little bit manky up inside there. Feel like dragging out my flagon of woobla while you're at it? How about my wheelchair? Your name's not H.C. Trouble is it? What's that thing over there with the goggles on? Looks like a gerbil! It's got an overbite on it that could open a Darwin stubbie on it! We know your type, fella. If you were any smaller, I'd set the dingo on you!

ROCKY : Now here's something we hope you'll really like.



"WHILE MY WHEELCHAIR GENTLY SQUEAKS" [MP3 LINK]
(Harrison / Blood)


I look at my legs and I see they are missing
While my wheelchair gently squeaks
My admins are crap into my face they're pissing
Still my wheelchair gently squeaks

I don't know why so many left me
To post on other sites
EB and sum cun`T they are mean to me
They make me look so shite

I look at the porn and I see it gets ratings
While my wheelchair gently squeaks
My mods don't do shit they're all off masturbating
Still my wheelchair gently squeaks

I don't know why Legion abuse me
Wheelie bins need love too
My cock is flacid it can't amuse me
Guess I'm a eunuch too

I look at Bawl Bawl see the tard infestation
While my forum loudly creaks
I envy you all
My broken heart gently bleeds

LoCo, come and tongue me bum... make it all better-like. A'right. Ooh, that's lovely LoCo. Get that tongue action going love. Oh yeah. Fucken great. Somebody call me a fucken' waaaaaaambuwance!


(main target: Doomsday) (secondary targets: various BH admins, mods and regs)

• The Beatles: original performance (taken from the 1968 album "The Beatles")
• Evil Blood: main vocal, main lyric rewrite
• sum cun`T: backing vocals, various grunts and screaming, Aboriginal Doomsday in Rocky & Bullwinkle intro, intro & additional lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering
• Cassandra Curse: Laughter at 5'09"

[sum cun`T]

"EL KOOCHIE-KOO" [MP3 LINK]
(May / cun`T)


Koochie you're a tard in your backyard
Playing with your dick, gonna be a big reg someday
You got cum on your face you big disgrace
Grabbing your ankles all over the place

He will, he will shit you
He will, he will shit you

Koochie your a new mod, tard mod
Lisping to the regs, gonna take on a goth some day
You got cum on your face you big disgrace
Fucked up, brain dead, quite off your face

He will, he will spam you
(spammin')
He will, he will spam you

Koochie you're a washed up bitchtard
Pleading with the judges to make you a champ today
You got cum on your face you big disgrace
sum cun`T's gonna put you back into your place

He will, he will fuck you
He will, he will fuck you
(all the spermburpers)
sum cun`T's gonna fuck you
sum cun`T's gonna fuck you
Fuck you


(main target: Kooch) (secondary target: Necrotic Obsession posters)

• Queen: original performance (taken from the 1977 album "News Of The World")
• sum cun`T: lead vocal, backing vocals, kazoos, lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering
• Manik Markus: backing vocals
• Konehead Kath: backing vocals

nb: originally credited as sum cun`T and the Konehead Khorus when used in the Kooch vs sc`T callout at FC

[sum cun`T]

"ALL THE LONELY FLAMERS (remix)" [MP3 LINK] (target: modesty forbids me)

• Cassandra Curse: vocals, additional production & engineering
• sum cun`T: remix & remaster

nb: pretty sure the backing track is a karaoke version and NOT the original Beatles performance from the 1966 album "Revolver"... perhaps Cassandra can shed some light on this?

[sum cun`T]

"TONGUEIN' TERRY'S BUM" [MP3 LINK]
(Smashmouth / cun`T / Blood)


It aint no joke, I'd like to find your forum broken
Teach the world a lesson for fucking with me
And laugh my ass off at the criers and the liars
Don't you know its just plain wrong when it's happening to me

This is no spac attack, our forum went down but its back
And we've installed some hacks that we need so we can rack
And claim obsession with our passion for us acting like dicks
In front of crowds of horny teens who've learned to suck on our wicks

So don't delay, act now, the porn has been handed out
Bury your head in our thighs, we'll teach you all of our lies
Which if you swallow you may get regged tomorrow
But if your flames don't come you might as well be tongueing Terry's bum

Over five years ago old Terrence went and laid down
A forum free from oppression and together we joked
Regging total fucktards soon became obsession
Just backslappin' and yappin' until Legion happened

And some were spellbound as Bawl Bawl went "BANG" and fell down
And our admins all went in to instant meltdown
And the halfwits got the shits for being hypocrites
And started moaning and groaning for their next traffic fix

So don't delay, act now, the posts have all been bumped out
And golly gee did we fret to find them all in Usenet
And though we all got racked up, there's still the forum backup
The lies we've spun and five years of tards tongueing Terry's Bum

It aint no joke when a nigger's handkerchief is soaked
With his tears because his site's Alexa rank is choked
His heart is broke up, we spoke up and focused on his fuckups
Terry No-Legs can't perform no jive-ass hocus pocus

Just sit back, smoke crack and let the site get bitchsmacked
And pretend for all you're worth that he didn't get racked
Sign up all your mates before the porn gets taken away
Be sure to sign up your kids when they're old enough to fellate

So don't delay, act now, the Ramen's running out
We don't care if they are five, just keep our forums alive
Turn off Net Nanny you twit, we'll stuff their heads full of shit
Be a good chum and sign them up to guzzle Bawller dung

Subscribe to all the shit we've ever flung
You're never too old and never too young
To stroke our egos until we've all cum
You might as well be tongueing Terry's bum



(targets: various BH regs, mods and admins)

• Smash Mouth: original performance (taken from the 1997 album "Fush Yu Mang")
• sum cun`T: lead vocal, main lyric rewrite, additional production & engineering
• Cassandra Curse: backing vocals
• Evil Blood: additional lyric rewrite

nb: some vocals remain from the original performance

[Doomsday]

Originally Posted by sum cun`T FYI Doomsday, the bracketed names are writers credits, not performers credits. Pretty much everything recorded from Dead Distorted Views onwards Evil Blood and myself has credited as cun`TBlood & the d`Aspinettes (the d`Aspinette being Cassandra Curse). I'm pretty sure since Ruthless1's death you can credit it as such without concerns over PI infringements (legally at least). Truth is though, like a lot of later Beatles recordings, a cun`TBlood & the d`Aspinettes credited recording doesn't neccessarily have input from all three so I'll list the performance details and leave you to figure out how you want them listed.

Originally I was going to title them as "cun`TBlood & the Daspinettes" but the title didn't fit on the previous player. For consistencies sake I'll just try to use the name of the performer(s) and/or the person who actually assembled the mp3 for posting. For some recordings with multiple performers the names still don't fit on the current player and especially not on the alternate/mini player but you can see the proper title and credits in the marquee so it's not a big deal.

[cw_]

The sound of flaming is the sound of sum cun`T blowing a kazoo.

Well done.

[Cassandra' curse]

Originally Posted by sum cun`T "ALL THE LONELY FLAMERS (remix)" [MP3 LINK] (target: modesty forbids me) Cassandra Curse: vocals, additional production & engineering sum cun`T: remix & remaster nb: pretty sure the backing track is a karaoke version and NOT the original Beatles performance from the 1966 album "Revolver"... perhaps Cassandra can shed some light on this?

Ayup - some crappy karaoke thing that I found on the net. The original was recorded by a microphone headset while the track was playing in the background - had to send the children out with their Dad to get the time to record it lol. You've made it sound pretty fucking good tho.

H wants to know when the 'Iron Duke' song is going to be finished/posted up.