A memo to the alumni of Brawl-Hall

[Pierce Coontz]

Originally Posted by Flynn

Awwww lookeeeee! It wasn't long before Pierce started copying...Tee-hee!

Oh come now. I was just simply using your own logic against you. 'Tis all Flynnderbean. No need to make things more complicated.

[Lady Ice]

Originally Posted by Flynn

It's bad enough I have to look at your thick coke bottle glasses, but why must you keep showing all of us your crooked fat fingers?

They'd be straighter if I'd stop pounding on that gargantuan snout of yours...occupational hazard, I suppose.

[Sublime]

Hmmmm.........I'll be damned, now that's a new one. Flynn actually wants my attention.

Well, one can't hide their true feelings forever, it had to happen eventually.

Must be all this season of love coming up, but then again, you're a Jew. Santa don't give a fuck about you! Don't get me wrong, am actually starting my very own campaign as you can see on PDC.

Santa is one hell of an anti semitic fat twat! And that's just not right. Jew kids want presents too. I'll fight for you honey, don't you worry. Either you get some presents this year, or nobody gonna get any next!

Just for you.

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Lady Ice

They'd be straighter if I'd stop pounding on that gargantuan snout of yours...occupational hazard, I suppose.

Well it may be true, but with your chubby crooked fingers and your slight paunch in your mid section; my "snout" dosen't compare to your cosmetically challenged package. I here that you may be able to use your vacuum cleaner for some lypo, and you could get someone to break your finger to make them straight. Why stop there....you could probably have some dental work done also, with some lasek surgery. Tee-hee!

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Pierce Coontz

Oh come now. I was just simply using your own logic against you. 'Tis all Flynnderbean. No need to make things more complicated.

Look again it's the mental midget stalker, who has to springboard from my posts or he has nothing. Perhaps, if you had 1/4 of the mental prowess I have you could think for yourself instead of living vicariously through my flames.

[Cassandra' curse]

Pity they can't do anything about Flynny's pea brain...
...still with a face like that a total head transplant would be the best avenue to explore.

Psssst Sublime - tell me what you're planning to give everyone for christmas then?
Can I guess?
Let me shake the box!

awwwww
Not another 'complimentary cyber session gift voucher'.

[Lady Ice]

Originally Posted by Flynn

Well it may be true, but with your chubby crooked fingers and your slight paunch in your mid section; my "snout" dosen't compare to your cosmetically challenged package. I here that you may be able to use your vacuum cleaner for some lypo, and you could get someone to break your finger to make them straight. Why stop there....you could probably have some dental work done also, with some lasek surgery. Tee-hee!

Silly twat, pay attention. I have outstanding dental work as it is. If I ever bothered to smile in a pic, you might notice...

Slight paunch...I'll take that with my age and two kids. And as for my fingers, don't you think they've already been broken, hence they're being crooked? It's called sports, and not cheerleading, you useless lump of boringness.

Making fun of my glasses? They do that to my daughter and she's in fourth grade. One would think you're flames are above the nine to ten year old level.

Then again...

[Cassandra' curse]

It's quite obvious that Flynn gets all her material from her memories as victim in the schoolyard...
..spot on there Lady Ice!

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Lady Ice

[color=violet][i]Silly twat, pay attention. I have outstanding dental work as it is. If I ever bothered to smile in a pic, you might notice...

Everytime I see you smile, your teeth look like crooked and limp day old french fries, oh well.....

Slight paunch...I'll take that with my age and two kids. And as for my fingers, don't you think they've already been broken, hence they're being crooked? It's called sports, and not cheerleading, you useless lump of boringness.

Cheerleading....Cheerleading for what? Cheerleading for the Teamsters union? No way you'd fit into a cheerleading outfit, even if it were made of spandex, even spandex isn't that forgiving Jabba.

Making fun of my glasses? They do that to my daughter and she's in fourth grade. One would think you're flames are above the nine to ten year old level.

I wasn't "flaming" you, I was just making an observation, you seem to be the one with the problem regarding your looks. I just stated my opinion, you may take them or leave them...But to be rude, that's just not nice. Tee-hee!

Then again...

Let me guess, you're also a fitness coach? LMFAOooooooooooooo! Have crooked teeth and fingers will travel?

[Lady Ice]

No, silly girl, YOU seem to be the one with a problem with my appearance. I'm perfectly fine with it, even though I do want to drop a few more pounds and would dearly love to be a bit taller...I can get half that, at least!

Learn to read, dunce. I was never a cheerleader. I spit on cheerleaders. I was a real athlete. A scary, manly, kick your ass jock.

My teeth are damn near perfect and for what we paid for them, they better be. Not to mention, they have to look good for press shots. And since I know you LOVE it when I post my mug...here ya go. All smiley and shit, just for you.



I'm not being nice? Aw, I'm sorry. I forgot this was a Hello Kitty friendship board...

STFU, ya vapid cunt. I'd rather gain the 30 lbs I lost back than to be as pig stupid as you.

[Cassandra' curse]

Flynn can't read an insinuation in a post either.

[Lady Ice]

Originally Posted by Cassandra' curse

Flynn can't read an insinuation in a post either.

I question her ability to read, period.

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Lady Ice

No, silly girl, YOU seem to be the one with a problem with my appearance.

It appears that yUo also have a "problem" with your "appearance" while fumbling around trying to disuade all of us that you're not some unkempt, dumpy stay at home mom WAY past her prime. If my comments bother you so, you should just simply say it, and I'll play like nice. Tee-hee!

I'm perfectly fine with it, even though I do want to drop a few more pounds and would dearly love to be a bit taller...I can get half that, at least!

Again it dosen't seem so yellow teeth. As you in a half-blind crazed way, are peddling your less than intelligent posts my way trying to tell me how "you don't have a problem with what you look like", yet here you are making a post about how much you don't "care"; while defending yourself. What gives? Perhaps menopause, licorice fingers?

Learn to read, dunce. I was never a cheerleader. I spit on cheerleaders. I was a real athlete. A scary, manly, kick your ass jock.

A real "athlete"? And pray tell what was that? Perhaps you were the H20 tech to the cheerleaders? Maybe you were on the JV boys wrestling team in the heavyweight class. Or did you go to one of those liberal schools where eating was considered a sport? Please, can you shed some pounds and also more light on this subject; for it seems your monolith girth is casting quite the shadow.

My teeth are damn near perfect and for what we paid for them, they better be.

So I guess you finally redeemed that 2 for 1 coupon, and went to see the famed Promahd Singh DDS. So did you work out an installment plan with him?

Not to mention, they have to look good for press shots.

Yes, I can imagine, such "press shots" are important, even more so when you're holding a bottle of cheap beer.

And since I know you LOVE it when I post my mug...here ya go. All smiley and shit, just for you.

I've noticed you happen to have one that dosen't show your clubby fingers, or that squinty down syndrome look you usually carry around like a locket. But oh, gee, how did I know you'd show me one with your stringy and thinning hair, and that huge rock face you call a forehead. Perhaps if you let me free climb your forehead, I could compensate you...? What do you say? Pooey! Your steep forehead don't have any hand holds!

I'm not being nice? Aw, I'm sorry. I forgot this was a Hello Kitty friendship board...

No you're not being "nice" actually you're still being quite fugly and not to mention that I liked it better when your Coors Cutter was covering up your many chins...

STFU, ya vapid cunt. I'd rather gain the 30 lbs I lost back than to be as pig stupid as you.

No you're still a "pig", but one who's in denial and has a bad attitude. Perhaps you should try some trimspa.

[Lady Ice]

Wow. You've regressed from slight paunch back to ginormous girth, despite photo evidence showing otherwise. Poor kid. You just don't have anything else in your bag of tricks, do ya?

Of course not. You're the typical flamer...especially when up against another woman. Rag on her appearance. Whoo boy, are you ever the innovator!

Now let's see, I'm defensive because I post, yet if I don't post, I'll be avoiding you. Nice little catch 22 you're devising here, unfortunately, everyone can see past your little ruse and it's more than obivious you're outclassed. As usual.

Past my prime? Honey, I'm just gettin' in my prime.

[Pierce Coontz]

Originally Posted by Flynn

Look again it's the mental midget stalker, who has to springboard from my posts or he has nothing. Perhaps, if you had 1/4 of the mental prowess I have you could think for yourself instead of living vicariously through my flames.

I suppose you are now going to call me a "jabroni" and ask if I know "what Flynn is cookin'" or you'll tell me that you are going to "shine a boot real nice and stick it straight up my candy ass." But let's not forget that you will "layeth the smacketh down" on me some more. Where are those The Rock quotes you have on retainer? I'm sure they will serve your purpose at "owning" me.

Now run off and steal some quotes from the Golden Girls. You can never have two many b-list celebrity quotes under your belt.

I am no midget, nor am I mental. I am owning you, and your flames are getting weaker and weaker, and I my posts are original. Try finding carbon copies of my posts somewhere else. I dare ya bitch.

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Lady Ice

[color=violet][i]Wow. You've regressed from slight paunch back to ginormous girth, despite photo evidence showing otherwise.

Well again, this is unexpected! Oh Lardy Ice I didn't mean to make you self-concious...I was telling you that you're an ugly, blind, meaty skank that probably smells of three day old kool-aid, that's all. No need to get all worked up. Hell with your weight you've got to be careful regarding that high blood pressure and diabetes for overweight people like yourself.

Poor kid. You just don't have anything else in your bag of tricks, do ya?

I know a pig when I see one.

Of course not. You're the typical flamer...especially when up against another woman. Rag on her appearance. Whoo boy, are you ever the innovator!

Lardy when I first got here I deep sixed your ass even before I found out you are a monumental monstrosity, a mix between a goats ass-and an orc.

Now let's see, I'm defensive because I post, yet if I don't post, I'll be avoiding you.

I never said that. All I said for someone who was "comfortable" with themselves that you sure took up the battle call really swift like, or as fast as your fat legs will move your hooves. You're the one making the big deal, not I. I could care less if you post or not, it makes no difference. Or will you need a break so you can munch down some buffalo wings?

Nice little catch 22 you're devising here, unfortunately, everyone can see past your little ruse and it's more than obivious you're outclassed. As usual.

I have no "ruse" to speak of. I was just concerned for your well being, because I'm great like that. I was YuO that blew it all out of proportion. How's that asthma coming along anyway?

Past my prime? Honey, I'm just gettin' in my prime.

Yes, you're soo right, with your saggy white skin; yes you look like the poster girl for Noxema.

[Pierce Coontz]

Flynn will now steal quotes from Sanford and Sun. You'll see!

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Pierce Coontz

I suppose you are now going to call me a "jabroni" and ask if I know "what Flynn is cookin'" or you'll tell me that you are going to "shine a boot real nice and stick it straight up my candy ass." But let's not forget that you will "layeth the smacketh down" on me some more. Where are those The Rock quotes you have on retainer? I'm sure they will serve your purpose at "owning" me.

Another Flynn busted me for stealing her lines, now I'm just going to make up shit. At least be creative you defective imp, make it at least plausable...

Now run off and steal some quotes from the Golden Girls. You can never have two many b-list celebrity quotes under your belt.

Why should I? You'll just steal them too. LMFAOOoooooooo!

I am no midget, nor am I mental. I am owning you, and your flames are getting weaker and weaker, and I my posts are original. Try finding carbon copies of my posts somewhere else. I dare ya bitch.

The only thing you "own" is a bad case of gingivitis, and bad breath. I've destroyed you all day long, and will continue using you as a punching bag for as long as I desire.

Keep chirping though, you're only reinforcing the fact jack that I've hammered you all over Flamers Hall.

[Pierce Coontz]

Originally Posted by Flynn

Another Flynn busted me for stealing her lines, now I'm just going to make up shit. At least be creative you defective imp, make it at least plausable...

Really? I never knew there was more than one Flynn. It's a shame you have to make up shit though. I was being creative. I was picking on you for steeling another man's variation of a quote. Now run off before the Jeffersons marathon is over on TV Land.

Why should I? You'll just steal them too. LMFAOOoooooooo!

I don't steal pilfered quotes. Nor do I steal any at all. You really are making stuff up.

The only thing you "own" is a bad case of gingivitis, and bad breath. I've destroyed you all day long, and will continue using you as a punching bag for as long as I desire.

Not really. If I was infact "destroyed," I would be gone and/or be ashamed. It's nothing like that at all. I'm still standing Flynngina. Do try some alternate tactics.

Keep chirping though, you're only reinforcing the fact jack that I've hammered you all over Flamers Hall.

Since I would be the nail, wouldn't that mean I "belong" here? Thanks for making me me a part of this place in a good way. Now try making sense sweetie.

[Flynn]

Originally Posted by Pierce Coontz

Really? I never knew there was more than one Flynn. It's a shame you have to make up shit though. I was being creative. I was picking on you for steeling another man's variation of a quote. Now run off before the Jeffersons marathon is over on TV Land.

You were caught red handed using the "Oh no, not another death lame" and were promptly laughed at by the members of BH. Now it's all of a sudden you have memory lapses.....it's called denial and trying to deflect, you do a bad job.

I don't steal pilfered quotes. Nor do I steal any at all. You really are making stuff up.

Read the aforementioned post. Oh and you stole havoks thread title you fucking imbecile! And another thing you english challenged dunce, you cannot steal something that's already been "pilfered" you fucking tool.

Not really. If I was infact "destroyed," I would be gone and/or be ashamed. It's nothing like that at all. I'm still standing Flynngina. Do try some alternate tactics.

You are "ashamed" which is the reason, every night you come gunning for me hoping your flimsy little accusations will stick. When in fact they reek of desperation. Tee-hee!

Since I would be the nail, wouldn't that mean I "belong" here? Thanks for making me me a part of this place in a good way. Now try making sense sweetie.

Yes, you belong here seeing that you're the "nail", as I hang my coat on you when I enter FH....You just do it to yourself everytime loser.