LastMeasure hits the 100,000 milestone

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LastMeasure hits the 100,000 milestone
Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria

In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical
analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the
Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their
highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one
hundred thousand homes across the world.

Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one
of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now
gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock
site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of
influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing
techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps incog, Saturn, qat, and Zeikfred Tuvai.

The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none
more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying
"MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U
TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving
his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and
dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel
exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be
evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.

Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary
Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final
Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking
example of this would be the once worthless .info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in .info over the course of the past 2 months".

Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable
xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment,
instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The
future seems bright.

About LastMeasure:

A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA
after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a
myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the
"last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer
requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM
client crashed due to lack of RAM.

The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl,
Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the
internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard
data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to
see.

For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website,
LastMeasure.com

LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.


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