Insults about Yo Mamma! (page 2)
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Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.

Yo momma's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo momma's so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo momma's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo momma's so old, she watches PBS.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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