Mean Insults
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Mean insults for the advanced verbal artist. Click here to read more insults in other categories. New insults are at the top of the list.
At first i thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has 2 things you dont: Direction and purpose.
When they were handing out brains, you thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
Your father is so fat, when he walks down the street he makes potatoes.
Your father should have pulled out and spit you on the wall.
Perhaps you should consider registering for disability, because it's obvious that you're completely blind to the fact that you are a total tool.
I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the babboon wants its ass back.
Last time i saw a belly like that i was given a stocking full of presents.
For years I debated the difference between you and a bucket of shit - now I know it's just the bucket...
Last time i had a kiss like that i was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.
Slit your wrist, it will lower your blood pressure.
You make me want to staple my cunt shut.
After reading your previous two posts I was wondering if you could write more than a one sentence retort or does the time it takes to figure out a comeback cut into your worktime at the shelteredworkshop. Retard.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart. Speak up! You are entitled to your own stupid opinion.
Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads running into the wall thinking it's each other.
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
Are you a professional ass-clown, or is this your first public audition?
Genital herpes are cuter than you.
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
Never trust a man with short legs because his brains are too near the bottom.
Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.
If ignorance was bliss, than your entire life would be a perpetual orgasm.
You remind me of drool.
You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy.
You're as pure as driven slush
Fuck off, you cunt-faced spunk junkie.
What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
Apparently your dick.
You're a fat headed, loud mouthed malcontent
Your entire existence is an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
You'd make a lovely corpse.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
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