Mean Insults (page 2)
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I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, I have a much lower opinion of you.
The closest you'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.
I refuse to enter into a battle of wits with you - its against my moral code to attack an unarmed person.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge but it looks as if you just gargled.
Your incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.
Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?
You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance.
Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the shit in there?
Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
If you have something to say, shut up.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
You're a monstrous mass of foul, corrupted matter.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
You're so fat that when you jumped up, you got stuck
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
You're a greasy undergraduate scratching his pimples
You smell like a second class railway carriage
I never forget a face but in your case I'm willing to make an exception
He is an old bore; even the grave yawns for him.
You've got the brain of a four year old boy;
and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
There goes the good time girl that's been had by all.
When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check
A monkey in a silk suit is still a monkey.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners.
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