(Funny Bumper Stickers)
"Annoy a Liberal..."
"God Bless America"
"I love My Country"
"If You Can Read This"
"Jesus, tougher than hell"
"Proud of America"
"Politically incorrect and proud of it"
"Milk Sucks! Got Beer?"
"Life is short. Don't be a dick"
"Porn - It's cheaper than dating!"
"Your College Sucks"
"Zero To Naked in 6.2 Beers!"
"Jesus Loves You. - Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole"
"Sterilize Stupid People"
"The perfect 12 Step Program"
"Beer - Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"
"Enjoy Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore"
"You Lost. Get Over It!"
"Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music"
"Terrorists Suck"
"Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals"
"Will Have Sex for Beer"
"My Kid Kicked the Crap out of Your Honor Roll Student"
"Hang Up and Drive!"
"Beer - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862"
"This is my road motherfucker"
"Seatbelts are for pussies."
"My son is an honor student at Columbine High"
"Dont laugh. Your kids are in here"
"Honk if you're drunk"
"Dead hooker storage above"
(More Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...)
This car is designed by computer, built by a
robot, driven by a moron.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F - Thank God I'm Female.
You are right where you belong, behind me!
Proud mother of a delinquent child!
You are driving too close I can see your bald spot.
YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you can read this you are too close.
High beams were made to piss people off!
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I hate bumper stickers!
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it...
Keep honking, i'm reloading!
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Look out! Behind you!
