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she stole Free Loafs from the Bakers.
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.
she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed'
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent car alarm.
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
she was born on Easter and can't remember her birthday.
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
she aks me what Jeans I wear. I said 'Guess' and she said - 'Wrangler???'
when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
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