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As I sit here staring at my computer screen,
my mind concocts devlish scenes.
Death, destruction, mayhem galore
off with the heads of those that bore.
Losers, lamers, homosmack repeaters,
whipping boys, foul mouth girls, little pud beaters.
Mikey boy, yoyo, jasper,
the whole useless lot
lined up on a wall, preparing to be shot.
A smile plays upon the edge of my lips
as I imagine them taking a couple short trips
in pine boxes, off they go!
Never to bother us any mo'.
Back to reality, as I sit here a grinnin',
tales of demise in my head still spinnin'.
The doldrums of the typical office day
Made tolerable while on the Internet I play. by Lady Ice
The Usenet Troll Song
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role
Egoboo can be nice
Get your fix at any price
You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops
Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!
Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
Stress and fear, jealous rage
Let them be your guiding gauge
Then accuse the quiet suckers
all as nosy motherfuckers
Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.
Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
(ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
Put their legs between their tails
And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated
When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
(or, a-ass-ho-o-o-ole!)
by Jacob Sommer
Oh! What a day!
They made it this way.
Someone new enters,
Now everyone is gone.
Look at the brawl-hall,
They have it all.
Sweet good-byes
is diguised.
Oh! My god,
KissMyAss.com is dead!
New beginings
with the flammings.
Don't forget the spamming.
To all newbies
When you join this rat race
You'd better heed
As Brawl-hall takes the lead.
SCORE
Brawl-hall: 7
KissMyAss.com: 3
by Rusty2
Kaleidoscope Of Perfection
execution of the fittest
ulitmate war of heros
WTF has been missing here
besides fag-laming zeros
pondering the greatness
of what actually could be seen
the tactics grabbing hold of proof?
the Brawl-Hall beams
by Huffy Pink Canuck
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