(Poetry according to...)
...according to...
John, according to Dr Seus
I did not over compensate!
I did not seal my online fate!
I simply did it for the laughs.
I simply strapped on a roleplay shaft.
The tap tap tap of well worn keys.
My mojo brought them to their knees.
I stayed to fight my frightful foes!
I bested all the online hoes.
I did not falter, I did not sway.
I did not succumb to their font driven brays
You slag, you slags! Leave me be.
I'll bash all online heresy!
I'll bash them with my wit and charm
I'll send those hicks back to the farms
Charm and wit and wordy craft.
Now suck my mighty roleplay shaft!
by Nikita
An ode to multi tasking
thread hopper
thread dropper
whoring for attention
to spit
out of spite
to take cover
take flight
thread hopper
thread dropper
you fickle
bitch
by Nikita
Ode to Nikita
Far, far, far, away
Under the sky of another day
Crap Nikita sits alone
Knowing she comes from a broken home
Oh, the shame
For she has no brain
For she has no fame
Yellow piss-stained underwear
Old man's cum dripping from her hair
Under the sky of another day
Pissflaps hanging to her knee
Rancid gash and stink of pee
Eager to be proved a fool
Through posting all her crappy drool
Every day and every night
Nikita posts her useless shite
Total dross and utter turd
In the forums she has heard
Other people laughing loud
Useless bitch - she plays the crowd
Sucks so bad - now she's not so proud
Nikita stupid mongrel dog
Ignorant and ugly wog
Gonnorhea foul and heinous
Get thee gone, oh puffed up anus
Everybody's fists do itch
Run along you n1gger bitch.
by Evil Blood
evil blood
Afflictive, distasteful,
damn hemoglobin fluid.
Durations of generations
measured by this fuel.
Blood-soaked, blood-splattered,
crimson grisly cycle.
A sour claret, an evil blood
a monthly flow a dullish blow.
Congealed juice a sour gruel.
A foreseeable condition,
another bloodie fool.
by Nikita
Sir Hump-alot
He follows me by water edge,
my lil bowlegged lacky
He wonders what I wear at nite
and touches his balls sacky
Sir Hump-alot, he pumps a lot
Sweet online panty clot.
by Nikita
we
Got your back, catch your slack
Let's attack, dog pack.
Join the stack, sad sack.
Guard my back, weak hack.
Get the rack, pound the crack
we attack, dog pack.
by Nikita
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