(C'mere, Brent...)

He lives with his folks, don’t pay no rent
The four-eyed fat wigger we all know as Brent

His music of choice be da gangsta rap
Crooked to the side lies his Bulldogs cap

If yoy look at his pic you may just find
A neighborhood watch award hanging behind

A fat nerdy gimp, neck swallowed his chin
Its been a real long time since anyone called him thin

Shamed at Brawl, shamed at Champs
It’s a shame the fat nerd can’t find a tramp

But when you live at home, and drive an old bucket
Bitches take one look, sneer, and say "fuck it"

He cries to his mom, Bone proofreads his flames
When his folks go to bed, he plays video games

Runnin’ from matches like a man made of wax
He'd rather sit around and daycream about being black

The kid wants to be everything that he’s not
To be tall, athletic, funny and hot

All the while snacking at the family pc
That keyboard is soiled with more than just cheese

If you’ve never done it, you should cuz its fun
Flame Brentv and laugh while the little pig runs

by SirSuperSouthern

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