(Nursery Rhyme Flames)
Old Danger hubbard
Sat in her cubbard
Humping on tards and flames
Along came some hard arses
and sat down beside her
and rocked her lil flame world....
by Nikita
A little black devil sat at the laundromat
fingering his girlfriend (who looked bad)
he stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plumb
and said dig that crazy cherry
by preggonator
There once was a preggonator named Ray
Who fashioned a juicy cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
by preggonator
NiKita an Mentis ran up the hill
ta fetch a pale a cum.
NiKi dove in, suckEd it all down,
an Mentis cRied, "SAVE ME SUM!"
by PReSToN_TiTfuKka
Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted Punken a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
by preggonator
Preggonator Mastubator, pudding and pie,
Slapped the girls and made them cry;
When the boys came out to play,
Preggonator Mastubator turned out gay.
by Nikita
There once was a bitch from Nantucket
cuz my dick was long she always wanted to suck it
One day she said with a grin
while wiping her chin
you so good bigblack
i am gunna give up da crack
by BigBlack
Ency weency penis
Eency weency ball bags with matching slender spout,
Down came the bitch and chewed the knob head out,
Out came the cum and he forgot about the pain,
Now eency-weency prick can continue to be lame.
by Nikita
hickory dickory dock
the ho slurped on my cock
the clock struck one
but i ant ready to cum
think i will be nice
give it all to lady ice
by BigBlack
This little bawler went trolling
This little bawler stayed in chat
This little bawler gave pm's
This little bawler gave 'none'
And this little bawler squealed "don't pick on me"
All the way home.
by Nikita
Niki'z mOm an Danger'z mOm were out sucKing diCk
Niki'z mOm punched Danger'z mOm right in the cLit.
What coLor cum came out?
ShitBrown.
s-h-i-t-b-r-o-w-n sPellz shitbrown
an you are now it for this lame game of fLame.
by PReSToN_TiTfuKka
LIL MS TITFUKKA
Preston TitfukKa
Sat on his fat arse
Chomping on finger nails
Along came a bitch
Who flopped out her clit
And pissed on said fukka
Hooray!
by Nikita
Hush-a-bye, preston, on the tree top,
When the wind blows your cradle will rock;
When the bow breaks, your cradle will fall,
And down will come preston, bloody with gore.
by Nikita
Doomsy Dumpty sat on a wall
Doomsy Dumpty called it brawl hall
Doomsy Dumpty thought he was a cool
Not knowing that in reality
That he was the fool
Till one day he fell
It woke him from the spell
From which he moaned
OH shit i think i just got owned
by Billy
Billy be very stupid
Billy be an illiterate dumb prick
Billy tried to jump over the candlestick
Belly fell down.
He cried like a whining bitch.
Billy runs back to the dumpster where he sucks Yoyo's dick.
by Doomsday
What are stupid whores made of?
What are stupid whores made of?
"Shit and ale, and one liner wails;
And that's what lil whores are made of."
by Nikita
Lickity, dickory, rock,
Use porn to work your cock.
When your cock at one,
Your spoof runs down,
Lickity, dickory, rock.
by Nikita
Waa waa sloppy cunt
have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, one big bush full.
One for my master,
and one for the pay,
and some for the drunk fucks
who piss in the lane.
by Nikita
There once was an old wigger who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her cunt fell out.
by Uterus On Toast
Hey little diddle
Some cunt played the fiddle
The bawlers jumped through the hoops.
The little bitch laughed
to see them play dumb
and the flamers
began to drool.
by Nikita
Niki you stupid
Fucking bitch how dare you
start this stupid shit.
on and on and on
you rant your useless worthless
tired old bullshit
now go pull your head
out of your ass, stop you can't
anothers is there
Well now you can leave.
you are no longer welcome
the dooris open.
now use what grace and
diginty are left and waltz
your useless ass out.
by fumunda_cheeze
One, two, fuck up pig
Three, four, your a bore
Five, six, use your prick?
Seven, eight, fuck your mate!
Nine, ten, stick it in
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve;
Thirteen, fourteen, start a porking
Fifteen, sixteen, Got your dick in?
Seventeen, eighteen, start a rockin
Nineteen, twenty,
Premature ejaculating.
by Nikita
Blah, blah black bitch with your frizzy head
You foul and ugly nigger skank, I wish that you were dead.
You pretentious fucking post whore, your posts are all now due
For a trip to the Dumpster...just because we all hate you.
by Evil Blood
Hickory dickory dock.
Like that's a big fucken shock?
Your lost your game.
You have no shame.
Hickory dickory mock.
by Nikita
Uppity Nigger sat its fat ass on a wall
So fucking drunk, it had a great fall
All the Brawl Hallers laughed at the figure
Of a bleeding and battered alcoholic, fat nigger.
by Evil Blood
Nikita skankita, cum eater.
Slut had a bastard daughter but wouldn't keep her
She gave her to Aztuckson, to treat her well.
And there at home the pedaphille fucks her; send 'em both to jail.
by Doomsday
one, two - Brawl Hall owns you
three, four - Why not just shut the fuck up you stupid whore?
five, six - You start stupid threads just for kicks
seven, eight - Your 350 pounds of corpulant wigger weight
nine, ten - Never annoy me again
by Doomsday
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