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Learn the lesson and learn it well,
This tale of Jeremy to you I'll tell:
Alone in his forum, his rep in bits,
A lonely fag doing the inverted splits.
Legs in a 'V' and pointed in the air,
"Hello" he cries "Anybody there?"
"Once I had power, fame and fun,
Now my members are down to one.
All that's left is an empty shell,
Thumbleweed, and a peculiar smell.
I slide my ass across the floor
(I saw a dog do that before).
I'm like a moped that's less than cool
- I've smashed and broken every rule.
A thousand asses I've licked and sucked
Oh woe is me, and still I'm fucked.
Looking back, I have to say,
I'd not have done it any other way.
For failure is my natural fate;
A prison cell, and a shower mate
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I bent and spread my ass cheeks wide
As Bubba squirted his load inside.
Bubba, Leroy and Mohammad too,
They fucked my ass black and blue.
My happiest days were truly these:
Negro dicks and Negro cheese.
The warder said 'It's time to go.'
I clucthed the bars and cried 'Oh, NO!'
Well, that's the turth, and now you know,
I'm just a showman without the show."
by That Dastardly Man
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