(R.I.P. Pantywaste)

We mourn the loss of our dear Panty
Who's time was brief in Brawl Halls shanty
Each time I hear dear Bunny's cries
I'm reminded of their shameless lies

Cos Panty was a nic, you know
A charlatan whose nose would grow
Longer every time she spoke
In truth she was a clever joke

She used the name Michelle, I'm told
And came to BH acting bold
Although in truth she was a tedious bore
Talking smack and trash on the mighty 'Saw

She'd talk crap with the best we had
And drive some of our strongest mad
Boney blocked her, which made us smile
And wonder if she was AT Vile

Some thought she was old SB
With more of his chicanery
Others said that she was Danger
Some said things that were even stranger

She spoke to me in MSN
I cant remember exactly when
She had a mouth that never quits
And wouldn't show me her sweet tits

And Bunny joined the menage a trois
And all I read was blah blah blah
They'd yap for hours without a falter
Not knowing the other was an alter

But Panty couldn't take the heat
And didn't want her nic ass beat
No more did Panty want to play
And quietly, she just crept away

Leaving Bunny all alone and sad
And driving everybody mad
With lie after lie in post after post
Panty's gone, but we've STILL got her ghost.

by Rotwang

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